QUALIFICATIONS: THE STAMINA TO PITCH AND RETRIEVE BASEBALLS FOR 6 TO 8 HOURS A DAY, THE FLEXIBILITY TO BEND OVER AND PICK UP HUNDREDS OF GROUNDED BALLS, AND CAT LIKE REFLEXES TO DODGE THE BIG HITS
SALARY: UNLIMITED JUICE BOXES AND POPSICLES
IF INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT LANDEN, MOM AND DAD JUST AREN'T CUTTIN' IT
I can take a shift or two (or three or four)!
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